fucking _______ ______ed my ________!!!!

Professor · #1 12-09-2010, 08:03 PM

I was on the fucking bus...and then all the people got on in Chinatown, and then the fucking bus stopped, and filled with more people in Chinatown, then a guy got on, and hit a Chinese woman, and then the fucking guy was dragged onto the street, and the fucking bus didn't move, and then I had to get off the fucking bus and walk my ass to work.

froopy seal · #2 12-11-2010, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Professor

I was on the fucking bus...and then all the people got on in Chinatown, and then the fucking bus stopped, and filled with more people in Chinatown, then a guy got on, and hit a Chinese woman, and then the fucking guy was dragged onto the street, and the fucking bus didn't move, and then I had to get off the fucking bus and walk my ass to work.

Pff! I KNEW that Nobel Peace Prize for that Chinese guy was unjustified (as did the Party).

Deckard · #3 12-11-2010, 01:59 PM

I bought some cheese and onion Pringles from the supermarket today. Got home, opened the lid, ate one. Guess what? I now have ONE PRINGLE LESS in my tube. How pissed off am I? I fucking LOVE Pringles. Now I got one less. Tell you what, I certainly won't be buying those saddle-shaped shitbags again.

ndrwrld · #4 12-11-2010, 02:49 PM

ya fucking missed my birthday !

froopy seal · #5 12-12-2010, 05:52 AM

Awww, there, there. Happy belated one, boy (?).

Now, where's that Janie girl...?