fucking bank stole all my money :mad:
 

argh! i had money in the bank, then i bought some shit and the bank took my money. before i spent 20 bucks i had 20 bucks more in the bank but now the bank has stolen 20 bucks from me. i'm so pissed. fucking banks.

fucking shower blew away all my grime
 

i was really grimey. so grimey east enders were giving me daps. then i took a shower and the fucking shower washed away all my grime. I'm so pissed. fucking showers. last time i'm getting in there.

fucking food blew away my hunger
 

i was so hungry this morning so i ate some food and i'm not fucking hungry any more. fucking food blew away my hunger. i was hungry! i ate food! now i'm not hungry. i am so pissed off at food.

fucking _______ ______ed my ________!!!!
 

RAIN SUCKS

Ok, I was biking to work in the rain and when I got to work I was wet! WTF!!!! Yesterday I biked to work and didn't get wet. It wasn't raining yesterday but that doesn't matter. Today I got wet! Fucking rain!

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WOW... This is awesome! :D

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Yeah, it is. Completely beside the point (of the other thread wich this aims at), of course, but funny in itself.

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Thread of the year.

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I was on the fucking bus...and then all the people got on in Chinatown, and then the fucking bus stopped, and filled with more people in Chinatown, then a guy got on, and hit a Chinese woman, and then the fucking guy was dragged onto the street, and the fucking bus didn't move, and then I had to get off the fucking bus and walk my ass to work.

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Pff! I KNEW that Nobel Peace Prize for that Chinese guy was unjustified (as did the Party).

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I bought some cheese and onion Pringles from the supermarket today. Got home, opened the lid, ate one. Guess what? I now have ONE PRINGLE LESS in my tube. How pissed off am I? I fucking LOVE Pringles. Now I got one less. Tell you what, I certainly won't be buying those saddle-shaped shitbags again.