fucking _______ ______ed my ________!!!!

BrotherLovesDub · #1 12-07-2010, 09:46 AM

argh! i had money in the bank, then i bought some shit and the bank took my money. before i spent 20 bucks i had 20 bucks more in the bank but now the bank has stolen 20 bucks from me. i'm so pissed. fucking banks.

BrotherLovesDub · #2 12-07-2010, 09:47 AM

i was really grimey. so grimey east enders were giving me daps. then i took a shower and the fucking shower washed away all my grime. I'm so pissed. fucking showers. last time i'm getting in there.

BrotherLovesDub · #3 12-07-2010, 09:49 AM

i was so hungry this morning so i ate some food and i'm not fucking hungry any more. fucking food blew away my hunger. i was hungry! i ate food! now i'm not hungry. i am so pissed off at food.

BrotherLovesDub · #4 12-07-2010, 09:50 AM

RAIN SUCKS

Ok, I was biking to work in the rain and when I got to work I was wet! WTF!!!! Yesterday I biked to work and didn't get wet. It wasn't raining yesterday but that doesn't matter. Today I got wet! Fucking rain!

gingerorb · #5 12-07-2010, 12:07 PM

WOW... This is awesome!

froopy seal · #6 12-08-2010, 01:09 AM

Yeah, it is. Completely beside the point (of the other thread wich this aims at), of course, but funny in itself.

stimpee · #7 12-09-2010, 01:18 PM

Thread of the year.

Professor · #8 12-09-2010, 07:03 PM

I was on the fucking bus...and then all the people got on in Chinatown, and then the fucking bus stopped, and filled with more people in Chinatown, then a guy got on, and hit a Chinese woman, and then the fucking guy was dragged onto the street, and the fucking bus didn't move, and then I had to get off the fucking bus and walk my ass to work.

froopy seal · #9 12-11-2010, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Professor

I was on the fucking bus...and then all the people got on in Chinatown, and then the fucking bus stopped, and filled with more people in Chinatown, then a guy got on, and hit a Chinese woman, and then the fucking guy was dragged onto the street, and the fucking bus didn't move, and then I had to get off the fucking bus and walk my ass to work.

Pff! I KNEW that Nobel Peace Prize for that Chinese guy was unjustified (as did the Party).

Deckard · #10 12-11-2010, 12:59 PM

I bought some cheese and onion Pringles from the supermarket today. Got home, opened the lid, ate one. Guess what? I now have ONE PRINGLE LESS in my tube. How pissed off am I? I fucking LOVE Pringles. Now I got one less. Tell you what, I certainly won't be buying those saddle-shaped shitbags again.