you know when you're hammered when.....

[Rog]

you try to light your smoke with a memory stick.....hahahahahaha!
curse that damn chianti

[King of Snake]

FAIL

[//\/\/]

you know you're hammered when...

...your name is rog.

[Deckard]

Or

you know you're Rog when...

...you're hammered.

[BeautifulBurnout]

Nowt to do with being hammered, Rog. It's just old age!

[Rog]

wine is drunk, i am drunk, therefore am i wine?

[chuck]

Pub golf anyone? Brother in laws stag do.

9 pubs.

45 minutes per pub.

2 drinks per pub.

Each drink with a par. eg. Par 4, par 3

Par = Number of sips that drink must be completed in.

I missed the first 3 holes. Still managed to consume more alcohol in 6 hours than I've drunk all year.

So. Yeah. Friday was a quiet one.

[froopy seal]

Originally Posted by chuck

Still managed to consume more alcohol in 6 hours than I've drunk all year.

Seconded.

From now on, I reckon myself among the disciples of Vicks DayMed as a 'party drug'. (Does that sound 90s?) Taking only two capsules efficiently suppressed all flu (the non-oinky one) symptoms, and enabled me to enjoy a wide variety of good wine, Glühwein, bad wine, beers, shots and Gin Tonic - which I don't even like, under normal circumstances. Heck, I even had energy to round off the night by dancing madly under the blank stares of two semi-hot DJanes*.

Originally Posted by chuck

So. Yeah. Friday was a quiet one.

So. Yeah. Saturday was a quiet one. Sunday too.



*: Do female disc-jockeys use this term at all?

[Andrea]

...when you really try but cannot bend any longer


oh...btw I can still do the splits

[BeautifulBurnout]

Froops

DJanes?!! Excellent

OK.

You know you are hammered when you can't lie on the floor without holding on.

Or when you stagger into your bedroom and say to yourself "the next time that bloody bed comes round, I'm getting on it..."