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Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
...urinating on state politicians' doorsteps, and graffiting lyrics by Underworld and Massive Attack in public toilets everywhere seem like good ideas. Good weekend but!
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Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
the scottish ways and perspective start to make sense
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Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
You KNOW you're hammered when you remove your pants before bed, because you don't want to get all hot and sweaty with all the extra layers of clothes...
...and wake up wearing a hooded sweatshirt.
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You dodged a massive fucking bullet, man. The really huge Super Mario kind with the eyes on the side, where you had to run and duck into the little divot to avoid shrinking. You did that. You got into that divot, and you're still super sized, and you can break blocks with your face. Now get out there and step on some fucking turtles!! |
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Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
when you let your friend's wife color your hair bright fucking chanticleer red. fuck me.
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Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
you post on here when you should be in the arms of morpheus.....of course after being in the arms of baccus(sp?}.......or something like
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Re: you know when you're hammered when.....
I know I'm hammered when I can't sleep in my scratcher because I get mad headspins, and the only way that works is on the couch with my face pressed into the arm..
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