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[the mongoose]

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Not digging the monster, a stupid fish/frog/lizard thing.....he/she/it is just not scary or interesting in any way. I was shocked at how bad the effects were (with the exception of the Subway attack) and how little screen time the monster had (4 minutes).
The whole movie is only an hour and 10 minutes long and even that felt like an eternity with these unlikeable Tommy Hillfiger fucks holding the camera and saying dumb shit. Glad they all died!
B movie marketed like an A movie.

I did enjoy some parts of it though:
the subway attack and the results of that bite
the military going up the street scene
the "trailer sequence"
the nod to Godzilla with the tank vs. monster foot
some of the 3rd wall camera trickery stuff.