Snakes On A Plane / Best Film of 2006 - Page 7

grady · #61 09-13-2006, 08:37 AM

I recommend that everyone check out a truly bad film that was everything Snakes probably intended to be. The film is called Crank and it's truly a fun, bad ride with Jason Statham, Mr. Madonna's go to guy when making a film.

ceramic'cow · #62 09-13-2006, 11:48 AM

i'm with den. i loved it. didn't expect anything to high-brow from it, just enjoyed it fpr what it was. big, stupid, overblown, great fun. also, the best line in any film ever: "fucking snake; get off my dick"

den · #63 09-14-2006, 05:08 PM

I thought the line was, "Get off my fucking dick you dick!"

Anyways, Crank. Awesome. A whole movie about adrenalin. Starring the guy from The Transporter (1 and 2). That's the next movie to see.

I remember seeing previews for The Transporter and thinking it was the most awesomely ridiculous movie. By far, the best part, is when a rocket shoots in through a window, and he deflects it out another window with a silver tray. I was SO looking forwarded to seeing that one scene. I was very dissapointed to find out that it wasn't in movie and wasn't even in the deleted scenes on the dvd. Only in the preview. Which was on the dvd so I was able to watch it a few times in slow-motion.

I have great taste in movies, don't I?

sanblaster · #64 03-30-2007, 11:54 AM

So bad it's fun. Snakes on crack. The face of Samuel L Jackson near the end when the Orange tshirt guy gets in the controls it's worth the movie.

PLAYSTATION 2 OR XBOX?

den · #65 04-02-2007, 08:51 PM

I can't believe I've somehow seen this movie three times, and furthermore, that I still have something to say about it.

In the scene just after where that rapper pulls out the gun, the lights suddenly go out in the cabin. There's several overdubbed screams and things like "What the fuck!" and "Oh my God!", but very distinctly, you can hear one guy yell, "It's a snake!" This is after they've been attacked by snakes for last hour in the movie. I was nearly reduced to tears from laughter.

dubman · #66 04-11-2007, 06:21 PM

i dont know how the reviewers are still out to lunch on this one. i assumed everyone would want to say how this movie failed the internet and it was as bad as all the plebs thought it'd be, but i thought at least seeing it again on dvd would make more than just a few people realize how completely hilarious and amazing this movie is.
i'm still baffled.