ATTN DARREN PRICE: Bounty On Karl's Sparkly shirts

[BrotherLovesDub]

ATTENTION DARREN PRICE!

Sick of Karl taking the piss out of you at every radio show, journal entry, etc? Get your ultimate revenge on GRANDPA KARL by swiping all his sparkly tops. Once we know the manufacturer's name we can have the plant shut down for crimes against humanity.

For this I will pay $100 US Dollars per shirt. I know this will only buy you a curry and couple of pints in your homeland but it will be worth it in the long run.

PS. PLEASE RELEASE YOUR TRACKS YOU BASTARD.