[Malt Refund]

Uh yeah, that fucking shirt. I wanted it last night and I got this fucked up look by the counter guy. He's like.. "That's a ladies shirt, son."

Me: "Yeah.. no. I mean I want the style, but in the men's shirt"

Guy: "That's a ladies shirt. I mean, if you want it, I'll give it to you.. but it might not fit."

Me: "Listen.. FUCK! Just give me the blue one."

Fin.