[Banstylin']

I think you're pretty dead on Gaborez, here's a few additions...

_________ with a white stick / Black cat in town with a white stick

Groping (?) in the wind / Roping in the wind

Do you know what ______ / Do you know what to weave (?)

He smelled time (?) / He smelled thyme (like the herb)


And I think brotherlovesdub nailed it with these:


The __________ / Pursed by a bus he saw a white church

___ then started up / Moped started up

Sounded like a chainsaw tied (?) in fire crackers / sounded like a chainsaw
tiny firecrackers